farewellEye mist riting latlee b cos eye wuz lernin 2 tex. Hoap u mist mee.
Eye wunt to lern to tex on 1 uv thoz fancee fones. Houw’m eye doin.?

Pea ess: sumtims eye donut spel rite – hoap u donnut mined – (2 mi mintors & uthur techurs, half eye spelt okae? I haf tene-ajers lernin me Thanx, kidz, 4 yur lernin me). Nouw du eye git the fone r naut? Mabee nauit 4 a wile. Eye mite need moor lernin. Wat du u thank?

Wel, frinz, thiss iz frum Mz Haze, yor frind,  utherwiz noan az Oneta.  Eye’m riting  thiss b cos eye wunt 2 wish u a Hapee  Aprl Foolz Da.


About oneta hayes

ABOUT ME Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
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19 Responses to PHAUNIKS TEST

  1. LOL! I had to sound that title out. Thought you were saying a bad word or something. 🙂

    There are actually people walking among us who now speak text. Seriously, can’t understand a word they say.

    • oneta hayes says:

      Bad word, you say? You mean like “g-wiz” and “bi-gaulee” – no, I don’t talk like that!
      😀 Yes, they do walk among us. Thanks for the comment.

  2. Yinglan says:

    Nice one, Oneta. Happy April Fools’ Day. 😀

  3. Salvageable says:

    Und a hoppy ape rill foos dae two U a swell. J.

  4. ~M says:

    I hear you loud and clear! Lol…. 😉

  5. Haha! When I first saw this I thought it was a foreign language! 😂 It’d probably would have been easier to read if I was still 6 and didn’t know how to spell properly!

    • oneta hayes says:

      You are very astute in that observation. There are a world of “newbys” who would not have recognized my joke! It is really kind of hard to write “text” when you have already learned to spell correctly.

  6. This one made me smile! My husband could probably read that really easy as he has always spelled words as they sound.

    • oneta hayes says:

      A smile, huh? Gee, looks like I could have got a cackle from a chicken lover! 😀 I feel sorry for some who really try. Even when they have a 50% chance like: “We have a rule; don’t jump into the pool.” it always comes out, “We have a rool; don’t jump into the pule!” Just not a lucky speller!

  7. SarahC says:

    Very good, I have to teach Mr my old phone and sometimes i want to send that kinda text LOL

    • oneta hayes says:

      I sort of understand. Never would I want to write real writing on one of those key boards that are designed to be touched by a witches claw. My fingers were trained on the old Royal or Underwood with the “dime-sized” keys! Thanks for the comment, SarahC.

  8. Faye says:

    i certainly had to sound out the words and think about this one. It kinda like a forin lanwitch to mi. Thanks for the blog. Would like to be a bit more into the language. Texting grandkids are challenging. Cheers!

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