Do I care about the weather?
Really not much concerning whether
The clouds are low or they are high.
Just tell me if it’ll be wet or dry.
I want to know “hot” or “cold”
Not how much precipitation the air will hold.
Will it be a “bad hair” day?
I need to know when I’ve used enough spray.
High winds make skirts tease
As they are raised above the knees.
If too much breeze
Into my jeans, I must squeeze.
How much deodorant should I use?
How long the sleeves should I choose?
I don’t want to wear shoes of swede
If in puddles I must wade.
But what do I get from the weatherman? –
Drama! Drama! I nearly died
That day when the weatherman cried.
All I want is for them to tell me
How to dress for the day at six thirty!
I do a lot of griping here in Oklahoma about how “panicky” the weather watchers are. Of course they do help save lives when the tornadoes come whamming in, but I would take better precautions if they would quit yelling wolf as soon as they see a puppy. Yeah, I hear you, you want to be told if there is a puppy coming! 😀
Thank you, Linda, for the January challenge “JusJoJan” Today’s word “drama”