Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but not before old Flossie, his cow, got into the pepper patch. Flossie nipped and picked and ate the peppers. Ate too many and floundered. Ker-put! Flossie died. Now the vultures will have peppered steak.
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Challenge by M, for September 20 “peppered steak.”
https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/2018/09/01/september-writing-prompts-2/
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Funny…:-)
I’ll stand while you applaud! 😀
Maybe flossie was in my garden too. That’s one explanation why the peppers never came in this year. Great post, Oneta 💜.
If Flossie had been mine, I would repay you but since Flossie belonged to Peter Piper, I guess you will never be paid for the damage she did. 😀
Hahaha…
😀
LoL!
😀 Guess you’ll think of Flossie next time you eat peppered steak.
Oh my goodness! Poor Flossie!!
‘Twas sad indeed!
Oh, dear what a tragedy! ‘ very sad.
Sad for everyone except the vultures. I think they had more than one serving.
That’s funny!
😀 Thanks.