PRDT-Xa MISCALCULATES

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BREAKING NEWS:

PRDT-Xa  designed amazing technological advancement which can function robotically as a giant keyboard – translates all keyboard characters – even Khmer’s 74 characters.

It will not be useful in America since it will not be fully developed for thirteen years.  Considering the known world will no longer be in existence due to President Trump’s lack of concern about climate control, it will only be useful to those who live in the Sierra Desert.

But who will they contact?  Most civilizations will be burned up or turned into oceans by then.  Perhaps CEO Bezos has miscalculated this time.  PRDT-Xa – is no amazon!

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Fictional satire, folks.  Resemblance of names to people known is just who you think!  😀

PHOTO PROMPT© Sandra Crook

100 word challenge by Rochelle – Friday Fictioneers

https://rochellewisoff.com/2019/03/27/29-march-2019/

About oneta hayes

ABOUT ME Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
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25 Responses to PRDT-Xa MISCALCULATES

  1. pranabaxom says:

    “Sierra Desert” – well , Nevada is more or less a desert, so you are not that off😊
    The world as known to the Trump loyalists will certainly not be in existence in thirteen years for sure. By then MAGA may mean May Assxxxxx Go Away.

    • oneta hayes says:

      I’ve enjoyed living under the rule of the Constitution. You may very well be right. The world as I know it quite possibly will be gone.

      • pranabaxom says:

        The world always changes. In a democracy, constitution is not written in stone and that’s why there are amendments. Every generation has seen changes that it could not have contemplated.
        Don’t despair. Even the flat earthers had to come around to accept a spherical earth.
        Let’s enjoy life as long as we are here and ignore the road bumps.

        • oneta hayes says:

          Constitution is written in stone as far as I am concerned. Doesn’t it give instructions about how to add amendments to fit future situations. That there are Amendments proves that there are legitimate ways to make changes. Bills ratified by – 2/3 of the states, isn’t it? If a party or person wants a change that’s the way to do it. Why don’t the people who want to make changes do it the legal way? Obviously they do not believe it would pass or they would. Want gun control or confiscation? Then do it legally. Want to abolish the Electoral College? Then do it the legal way. Stick with the Constitution. Every person guaranteed the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. If someone want to add “privacy” it should be added in the same way as other Amendments were added.

          • pranabaxom says:

            Be careful of what you wish for. It will be granted 😀

            • oneta hayes says:

              I’m not sure of your meaning. Is there something wrong with me supporting the Constitution with its legal means for making changes. You see if we do not do that, the next route is judicial rulings (I guess). If judicial rulings are at the whim of one man/woman we are indeed in trouble. By the way sometimes you make the last comment on our string of comments and I do not know how to respond. There have been some I have dropped without another thrust nor a bow. That’s the reason. If you want the “feud” to continue you have to come here on my first level of comments again. (I guess.) 😀 I’ve never claimed to know the system. Much of the time I decide it is mo longer necessary to kill a dead horse so I just let you have the last word I have been over to check on some of your blog. Short on time so I made no response. Today was too gory for me. I home school a couple grandkids on Wed and Thurs. Very busy days for me. Just came in tonight to catch up on comments. I will be out of town or having company tomorrow and Saturday. So perhaps you should use these next two days to polish your spear. 😀

          • pranabaxom says:

            Unfortunaty the one written in stone has no ammendment clause, so the rich and the powerful always finds way to circumvent it. Sorry, just realized Non-believers are not supposed to talk about it😂

            • oneta hayes says:

              Huh? I should be able to follow your line of thought better. I remind myself we are both teetotalers – and communicators. Are you referring to the Bible or the Constitution? I’m going to bed. Be back when I can. Probably check in in the morning to see if you have more. I have to be out of here by 10:00. Meanwhile rest peacefully. 😀

              • pranabaxom says:

                Peace is an unattainable goal.

                In this one I meant the Ten Commandments, not the Bill of Rights.
                I am not a lawyer but don’t believe that the 2nd Ammendment gave the right to individuals to bear AK 47s.

  2. Alice Audrey says:

    We can only hope it is a miscalculation.

    • oneta hayes says:

      Well, that is certainly true. I’m betting on it. No way can we make enough changes in 12 years to avoid catastrophe. I’ve never driven a car newer than about 12 years old. I seriously doubt that I can buy a new one just because it is electric. Besides the electric plants have to .have fossil fuel so that wouldn’t work either. Is there such a thing as a solar energy car? I don’t know. Thanks for the comment. Makes me think. 😀

  3. Faye says:

    Oh my faith tells me and Revelations teaches us all. The Lord will return to claim His Bride long before we are burnt up. blown up or otherwise got rid of. Politicians who may be idiots in other ways who turn their nation towards Israel in 2019 are to be commended. if only our Auzzie prime Minister would stop trying to please the bleating ‘We hate Israel ” uninformed we might also be in a safer and more Christian position. if Climate changes any more here where I live we surely don’t have many years left. Its almost the end of the first month of Autumn and we have broken every temperature record in 200 years. Blessings and keep looking upward to all.

  4. granonine says:

    It’s very hard for me not to jump into a political-scientific brouhaha, but that would be a waste of time and effort. I will say, however, that I don’t believe Mr. Trump has the power or desire to destroy the world 🙂

    • oneta hayes says:

      This was political satire only. I was poking fun at the ones who blame President Trump for everything. In twelve years we can not switch to water or solar energy no matter how much money Pres. Trump might pour into the bucket for climate control. I do think his concern for clean water for everyone is a worthy goal. Thanks for the comment, granonine. All the call for electric cars is funny to me. Electric cars have to have electricity. Aren’t electric plants run by fossil fuels? How would they even get an electric car to me here in Oklahoma if there are no fossil fueled trucks to bring them here. Alas, we are up a creek with only a paddle and I need a gas motor. 😀

  5. Dale says:

    Well that’s not good!

  6. pennygadd51 says:

    I like your use of the metaphor of a universal keyboard to represent Amazon’s overweening global ambition. There is still hope to avoid ‘cooking’ if the political will can be found!

    • oneta hayes says:

      I find it odd that the people who believe man developed from a small water creature think he would be defeated by a two degree rise in temperature. I’m just not into that trauma at all. 😀 Thanks for appreciating my metaphor.

  7. Abhijit Ray says:

    True that civilisations run to risk of getting flooded or turning into a desert.

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