I’ve been working too hard. Found a skit from years ago. Decided to share a peek in our morning routine. Just enough truth to be funny I hope! 😀
ONETA/SAMMY – MORNING ROUTINE – LONG HAPPY MARRIAGE
Alarm clock goes off:
Sammy, before you go in there, let the dog out.
You can’t wait? Well, neither can he. Ok, I’ll let him out myself.
I go to the door with dog:
Get about your business and stay out of the Bakers’ yard.
Honey, do you know what the weather is going to be? Can you look in the paper? … Well, get it. ….Ok, I’ll get it myself….
….I can’t get the paper. It’s in the street. I wish the paper boy would throw it close by. I can’t go out there cause I’m not dressed yet. I want to shower first.
…..Would you call the dog. Well, he comes better if you call. You can whistle. …
Ok, I’ll do it.
Go to door:
“Whoot, whooooot” Sammy, I can’t whistle.
Here, puppy, puppy. Come, come.
Buttons, you dumb dog. You get in here.
I told you to stay out of the Baker’s yard! Go in our own yard!
Sees Mrs. Baker, waves
Hi, Mrs. Baker. Sorry about that.