ASK JESSICA

Posted on November 20, 2019 by oneta hayes

chair 3 stylish

When I sit in this chair, my mouth opens and doesn’t close for two hours.  No, it’s not me under happy gas in the dentist’s chair.  It’s the hair stylist’s chair and it’s time to TELL JESSICA!

God’s majesty – the wide open sea;  selling cars – washing pickle jars;

raising teenagers – meeting strangers; ocean cruises – Lovanox bruises;

timid girls – permanent curls; 

God’s plan for everyone – living in it is so much fun;

Marilyn Monroe choice for hair brush – hurried living in a rush;

Jesus’s Coming and the Millennium – big payoff in God’s Kingdom;

walking around Walmart walls – walking in Town Center halls;

moonlighting on Mountain Dew – loving my grands is nice, too;

big house vs big yard -making a choice can be hard;

medicine, wheelchairs, oxygen tanks, and canes – what all it takes to ease my pains;

un-buttered baked potato must be my wish – no more eating fried catfish.                                                                                

Yes, all these topics in that

two-hour chair.

Just ASK JESSICA who

colors my hair.

                                                      chair coloring

About oneta hayes

ABOUT ME Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
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5 Responses to ASK JESSICA

  1. Julie (aka Cookie) says:
    November 20, 2019 at 11:44 am

    and you just thought you were the captive audience— we now know that it is actually Jessica— and I somehow think Jessica is the better for it!

    Reply

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