I’m stocked up on toilet paper!
“Cause I’m getting on the freeway.
Why buy toilet paper?
That’s just the thing to do when a tricycle plague occurs.
So I’m up the ramp and on the freeway pleased to know I have plenty of toilet paper.
There are thousands of tricycles whizzing between all the semis! Wow! They must have babies; there are so many. Hard to see because of the semis. But other drivers are busy watching the tricycles. They might die if a tricycle hits them. Tricycles are bad for old folks.
Hope a semi doesn’t hit me while I watch the tricycles.
Help is on the way for tricycle victims. Don’t panic.
They are shutting down the traffic!!!
Oh, no. Someone stole my toilet paper! Now what will I do? No delivery service – And here I am, without toilet paper!
I’m grumped at whoever has the toilet paper I need now because they might need it in July.