LERNIN 2 TEX

grandmother

Eye mist  yesturda b cos eye wuz lernin 2 tex. Hoap u mist mee.  Eye wunt to lern 2 tex awn 1 uv thoz fancee fones. Houw am eye doin?

Eye haf tene-ajers lernin me. Thanx, kidz, 4 yur lernin me.

Nouw du eye git the fone r naut? Mabee nauit 4 a wile. Eye mite need moor lernin. Wat du u think?

2 mi mintors & uthur techurs, half eye spelt okae?

Thanx.  Yur eger studint.

Oneta  LOL or iz it lol, enewa eye mene lotz ov luv knot laf owout lowd.

pea ess: sumtims eye haf trubul spelin rite – hoap u don’t mined –

pea ess agin:  this iz a sampl ov modurn ejakashun awn soshul meedea.

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Hello, Friends.  If you have no time for this bit of baloney this morning, don’t trouble yourself over it.  I was awake for two hours, from two to four, this am, so just playing around.  😀

A Merry Heart Doeth Good Like A Medicine.

About oneta hayes

ABOUT ME Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
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26 Responses to LERNIN 2 TEX

  1. atimetoshare.me says:

    You make me laugh.

    • oneta hayes says:

      Hope this started for a fun day for you.

      • Trzrs says:

        It sure did! LOL

        Thankfully my grandkids write emails to us, however brief, they keep it in regular common English. Their parents use a mobile phone only when they go on long road trips, when we can send them silly riddles – so we are blessed that way.

        That said, I suppose I can speak to my phone and it will type for me. Still, i prefer my thumbs to my voice.

        Have a wonderful rest of the day!

        • oneta hayes says:

          That bit about the phone changing voice to text is amazing. I’ve tried it a couple times but mostly I use phone for a phone. I don’t think my kids (or kid’s kids or Kid’s kid’s kids) use email. Good to chat with you. Have a blessed day.

  2. Lol lol lol! I love it!

    I received a text a few weeks ago from a number I did not recognize. Our text conversation went something like this:

    Wassup bro?
    I believe you have the wrong number
    This isn’t Mike?
    No, I am a 67 yr old grandmother. Definitely not a bro 🙂
    Well, at least you can text!

  3. Trzrs says:

    A merry heart is good medicine!

  4. Too much thought at 2AM! This gave me a headache reading— but I did finally figure it out!!!! 🥳

    • oneta hayes says:

      I love a challenge. Glad you do to. Have a good day. Even that can sometimes be a challenge. Jesus provides. I have to come back to that belief quite often. Hugs.

  5. pranabaxom says:

    Hav yu lrnt 2 tex y8?

  6. Faye says:

    Thank you. I laughed. I have one grand-daughter who claims she can no longer read cursive writing. Texting I may learn but I can’t change the way I handwrite. Lrning to tex? mebe but wd rther hnd rite. Cheers!

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