Some tongue in cheek fun today, sparked by watching Family Feud, in which Steve asks
Rate, 1-10, how much fun a baby is.” First contestant said 7, second contestant said 7, had to change so he said 6. I might have that a bit wrong, but the number one answer was 1. What! I’m shouting 9, 9, 9! ? What’s wrong with this world! Who doesn’t think babies are fun!
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Grilled cheese sandwiches, Tide-washed britches;
Cupcake bakers, crib sheet shakers.
Kids lined up ready to go, hope it lasts throughout the show;
Proudly lined up in a pew, what’s that smell? Oh, p’shoo!
Do you want one or two? I could rent out a few.
No money needed, just take one – please do.
Come lie down, have a snooze. This is a battle mothers lose.
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….. Aww, Sweetie, a colored card, with all the hearts, hugs, and I love Yous.
You are soooo Sweet. I LOVE YOU, TOO.
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Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
Sweet aroma 
8.9 maybe, well that baby will be fun. Happy Mothers’ Day Oneta!
Well, we are close.
Happy Mother’s Day! I like the thought of renting some out.