On the ground and in the air
Dr. Fauci’s everywhere.
He shuns busses, chooses limos or planes.
People seek his latest science for their pains.
He’s has proven to be right
Often enough to stay in the fight.
That’s because his “right-meter” quota
Can change goals in any quarta.
Doctors place servants at hospital doors
To hand you a mask if you came without yours.
They mutter a quiet apology,
But they have to do it, don’t you see.
Orders from governors, politicians, and mayors
You’ll find his mandates in all social layers.
He’s not a man with much sense of humor,
But he is unfazed at any rumor.
Throughout the years 20, 21
He has ordained what people have done!
So grab your signature lapel pin,
Comes in silver or gold – or a miserly tin.
You can tell your children
you knew Dr. Fauci back when!