Category Archives: diet

DON’T MEASURE ME, I HAD ONLY A SMIDGEN

Posted on March 21, 2022 by oneta hayes

“Vicky’s cake? Okay I’ll take just a smidgen. Oh, ReNee made one also? Both chocolate. Very good. I’ll have only a smidgen of each. I have to treat both daughters-in-law equally. “Yes, I’ll have more – but just a smidgen. … Continue reading →

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AND, LORD, WOULD YOU JUST….

Posted on November 26, 2020 by oneta hayes

Of course, I’m in jest with the prayer below, but I have told you before that I sometimes even tell jokes to God. We have fun together! Same is true for the picture. I told my kids I needed a … Continue reading →

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DON’T GIVE SUGAR IN JANUARY

Posted on January 4, 2018 by oneta hayes

I gave my friend some peanut brittle when what she wanted was butter brickle. She had a fit, even cursed a little And down her cheek a tear did trickle. I asked so kindly what was the matter. The tears … Continue reading →

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