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BAKER’S DOZEN – OCTOBER 8, 2021

Posted on October 8, 2021 by oneta hayes

SHOP IS OPEN, COME ON IN.  Mask or no mask fine with me, but choose an un-sugared donut if you plan to eat it here with a mask on.   I am serving quite a mixture.  Eat what you want and … Continue reading →

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THE TEAPOT CURSE

Posted on October 7, 2021 by oneta hayes

Funny Story, no spiritual significance unless I am gossiping. Hope not. Don’t think so since you have absolutely no idea who this story is about. Neither do I know her; I don’t think I ever knew her name. I did … Continue reading →

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GREEN HORNESS – THAT’S A FEMALE GREEN HORN

Posted on September 29, 2021 by oneta hayes

Joe wants his next 3.5 trillion and the GOP is saying no. So the debt ceiling is not raised, so Joe doesn’t get his play money. And it is the Republicans fault if the government shuts down. Not the Democrats … Continue reading →

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BAKER’S DOZEN – SEPTEMBER 20, 2021

Posted on September 20, 2021 by oneta hayes

1. Donuts aren’t very tasty today but the last few weeks haven’t given me many ingredients for sweet stuff – or funny stuff.  Consider these ingredients. Afghanistan, Southern Border, Del Rio Bridge situation, Covid, CRT 2. Twelve thousand or so immigrants living … Continue reading →

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BAKERS DOZEN – AUGUST 31, 2021

Posted on August 31, 2021 by oneta hayes

1. I’m starting with God the Creator.  Created light and darkness on Day 1, grass and plants on Day 3, stars including sun on Day 4.  How did He make the plants before the sun?  I am asking because there will … Continue reading →

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DRAG ON – A LOVE BALLAD

Posted on August 16, 2021 by oneta hayes

     Jim and Joe were hanging high on the strings of their harmonica and guitar.  They had been asked to join a band—right here in  Castle House.  The old house had done its duty during the castle/moat era.  Now it … Continue reading →

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BAKER’S DOZEN – AUGUST 9, 2021

Posted on August 9, 2021 by oneta hayes

I’m back!  Have a donut!  Some are about ten days old, but still palatable. I got great relief from a Physical Therapist who worked me over and dismissed me in less than a month from a pain for which I … Continue reading →

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HOSPITAL FUNNIES

Posted on July 24, 2021 by oneta hayes

When I told about my near death experience a few weeks ago, I said I was going to come back with some funnies from that hospital stay, so now is the time. Then I can get rid of this note … Continue reading →

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TUESDAY TIDBITS – JULY 13, 2021

Posted on July 13, 2021 by oneta hayes

How about me starting a Tuesday Tidbits?  I just seem to have more to say than I can say in my Baker’s Dozen—especially with inflation when I can’t give you thirteen.  So here are my Tuesday Tidbits, most of which … Continue reading →

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BAKER’S DOZEN – JULY 12, 2021

Posted on July 12, 2021 by oneta hayes

1. Time for me to share my bits of humor, satire, wisdom, fun, and faith.  Ready? 2. My sister, Karen, and my daughter-in-law, ReNee,  went shopping. ReNee had a couple extra things she needed to take care of.  So Karen and I … Continue reading →

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