Tag Archives: humor
BASIC NEED
Beyond the forest glen, the realization struck her. I left my lip stick! ************ Thanks, M (and Dorinda) for the Jan. 6 prompt. “Beyond the forest glen, the realization struck her.” https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/2019/01/01/january-writing-prompts-2/ Image: Pixabay
THANKS TO HANK ZIL – NOBEL FOOD PRIZE NOMINEE!
PHOTO PROMPT © Russell Gayer In the land of Geomeo, labored survival scientist, Hank Zil. Amidst the famine, he determined to create a type of corn that produced more than the “ear kind” which now grew in their limited river valley … Continue reading
AMERICA THANKS YOU
Economy’s good and this is the day A time when commercials attempt to sway, Inviting us to come their way. “We offer the best,” we hear them say. “With little work and lots of play.” Your mind calls out for … Continue reading
HOW FLOSSIE SEES FLORA
My friend, Flossie, was a flibbertigibbet, sure enough. She was a’flutter with her latest bit of fault finding. Her neighbor, Flora, was flaunting too much flesh. The way Flossie tells it, she, herself, had been a fashionista back in the … Continue reading
‘TIS FALL AGAIN
As I look around the yard I see rose bushes in various stages of beauty. Granted I do not think “beauty” when I see the lush colorful flowers drop and leave only hulls. But think again, if the bloom doesn’t … Continue reading
SHARING NATURE
Chet, scooting the stool back from the bar: “Colleen, it was nice to meet you. Could I come to your place tomorrow night?” Colleen: “That sounds great. How shall I prepare?” Chet: “An inviting table would be nice. We’ll talk … Continue reading
GOVERNMENT PAPER-SAVER
I HOPE YOU LAUGH; I still snicker in remembrance! “He makes me to lie down in green pastures…” I’m glad that is not literal. I was so green the sheep would have grazed right over me. How green was I? … Continue reading
I’VE NEVER MISSED ELEANOR
Meet my two sisters, Karen and Verna. Me: “I’ve never missed Eleanor.” “Who’s Eleanor?” they asked. Me: “Our sister, Eleanor.” “We have no sister, Eleanor.” “I know. That’s why I have never been bothered by her absence.” ************* Hope you … Continue reading
HOW FLOSSIE BECAME PEPPERED STEAK
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but not before old Flossie, his cow, got into the pepper patch. Flossie nipped and picked and ate the peppers. Ate too many and floundered. Ker-put! Flossie died. Now the vultures will … Continue reading
PHUL UV UT!
I’m missing you all. Been reading some, but no writing. Facebook still throws stuff at me that I wrote three years old. I’m enjoying some of it. So sharing FB status from Sept. 17, 2015. ************ Fanny Crosby. WOW, what … Continue reading
