Tag Archives: humor

UN-USED CHANGE

Posted on April 10, 2018 by

As I sat here picking up loose change from my desk drawer. I thought, “If anyone calls and asks what I’m doing, I’ll answer, Nothing.” I was actually doing something of great value! In about thirty seconds, I gathered $1.30. … Continue reading →

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GONNA DU UT!

Posted on March 21, 2018 by

moor uf mi kdz with nu fonz.  i got 2 lern 2 tex.  i haf tene-ajers lernin me.  Thx, kdz 4 yur lernin me.  Nou kan i rite so yu kan reed rite?  Sumtims i donnut spel rite – hoap … Continue reading →

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I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF

Posted on February 2, 2018 by

  PLEEEZ, I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF! The story is told of a scout master who waited impatiently while the boy scout helped an old woman cross the street. Scout Master: “Why were you gone so long?” Scout: “Because she … Continue reading →

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Being grateful before griping

Posted on January 25, 2018 by

I can see.  Surgery was successful.  Daughter-in-law, sister, and husband have kindly shown me eye drops don’t hurt!  Doctor and nurses are wonderfully sweet, comforting and knowledgeable.  granddaughter came and left cake while I was gone.  Carl and Vicky came. … Continue reading →

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SCATTER BRAINED!

Posted on January 18, 2018 by

  There once was a lady, I think she was Persian, Whose mind was scattered by drips of diversion; Much trivia filled her thoughts to submersion I much doubted when I heard of her version – Of tigers in Siberia … Continue reading →

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MY BLIND-RING-THING-FLING

Posted on January 5, 2018 by

During the winter of 2012, I was most near skinny.  I had been sick for eight months and lost about seventy pounds.  Deciding to live it up a little with my new, rather nice figure, except of course for the … Continue reading →

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DON’T GIVE SUGAR IN JANUARY

Posted on January 4, 2018 by

I gave my friend some peanut brittle when what she wanted was butter brickle. She had a fit, even cursed a little And down her cheek a tear did trickle. I asked so kindly what was the matter. The tears … Continue reading →

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WEATHER DRAMA

Posted on January 2, 2018 by

Do I care about the weather? Really not much concerning whether The clouds are low or they are high. Just tell me if it’ll be wet or dry. I want to know “hot” or “cold” Not how much precipitation the … Continue reading →

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THE BODY – AU NATUREL

Posted on November 16, 2017 by

  Tall, thin shape today Sexy look will go away. Short? Stout? Here to stay. ***************** Image from Pixabay https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/11/13/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-175-shortsexy/

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SAVING TIME, HA-HA!

Posted on November 7, 2017 by

POKING A BIT OF FUN at God’s most brilliant masterpiece – (drumroll, please) – MANKIND! With the labor and cooperation of about two million men and women which includes several hundred/thousand computer giants, perhaps five million clocks* are set back and … Continue reading →

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