Tag Archives: humor
CHECK THIS #5
Just making my way through the one-way aisle by my dining room table and thinking, “I declare if I didn’t know this was my house, I would think an old woman lives here!” Smile, my friends, while I pick up … Continue reading
SECURE THOSE PILLS!!!
I went to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. Then this exchange between the pharmacist and me regarding the pills that are wrapped separately and ridiculously hard to open. “Why do they pack these pills like this. They are … Continue reading
CHECK THIS #3
AMAZING THOUGHTS ON “GREEN” Ireland. Big bucks. A newby (like being naïve) A greenhorn mechanic Not ripe What grass is not during a drought My refrigerator left overs A Herbalife color Color of a peacock feather Being green with … Continue reading
CHECK THIS #1
A while back I grabbed a bubble gum. Removed the paper, popped it (the gum) into my mouth, poked a nice thimble-type bubble with my tongue and tried to blow it up. I had forgotten how! Do you hold the … Continue reading
CURIOSITY KILLED…
Dana left the house unsure about leaving Tabby, the new kitten she had just acquired. Tabby seemed tame and low key, not at all capricious. The catastrophe began innocently enough when Tabby spied a crunchy chip amidst the dirt under … Continue reading
MY TRUSTY PALIMPSEST
Picture is from Pixabay showing some kinds of palimpsestes, palimpsests I’ve used in past time of my life. I now use micro-soft Word 8. I’ll get 10 when I can afford to. ***************** Dear Readers: I am sitting here … Continue reading
TAKE A PEEK AT MY WEEK!
If by chance you’ve taken a peek at my blog for this week Sorry to say you have found very little, ’cause so much stuff caught me in the middle. Hate to write all the stuff, of so many distractions, … Continue reading
A PREGNANT GUPPY, PLEASE
All I want for Mother’s Day is a pregnant guppy No kitty, no hippo, no cockatoo, nor puppy No perfect yellow rose, nor reconstructed nose, No silver spoon from which to sup, No gold-etched china saucer and cup, No trinkets … Continue reading
SPIT AND POLISH
1. “I’ll hurry. First let me give my shoes a spit and polish,” says Joe as he spits on the toe of his shoe and shines it a bit on the back of his pants’ leg. 2. “Come here and … Continue reading
PRDT-Xa MISCALCULATES
BREAKING NEWS: PRDT-Xa designed amazing technological advancement which can function robotically as a giant keyboard – translates all keyboard characters – even Khmer’s 74 characters. It will not be useful in America since it will not be fully developed for … Continue reading
