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ME

I haven’t written on of these QA things for a while so I’m sharing a Facebook status with you today.  Killing two birds with one stone. 1. Favorite Smell? Sammy’s cologne, if it is not too strong 2. Last time … Continue reading

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CIGARS AND BOURBON

Do you know how I know the picture shows “cigars and bourbon?”  Because I googled it and this is what came up. I do recognize that brown paper-wrapped cylinder-shaped thing.  That’s a cigar.    I was taking dictation from a … Continue reading

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FLAT ON THE FLOOR

In the interest of full disclosure, let me say this is not me (I don’t wear gloves) and a few things I tell in this story are a bit exaggerated. Let me say first it was worth it! I am … Continue reading

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT A ZIPLOC BAG

Yes, that’s me, washing a Ziploc bag.  My peers and I laugh with each other at the things we do to save a penny.  Well, we actually don’t to it to save a penny; we do it to save waste. … Continue reading

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HOW TO DEAL WITH A LOUSE

Prompt:  Tell  the story of why this room is empty! She got the furnishings; he got the house. She took the baby; he’s left with a mouse. He got bare walls, broken floors, and grief She finally struck back and … Continue reading

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FOR WANT OF A BAG

  “For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost.”   ORGANIZING FOR SPRING … Continue reading

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MY MIND WANDERS MORE THAN WONDERS

  I like soft fried eggs But my brain likes to wander So they end up hard! I know haiku is supposed to be a “mood” poem probably without humor, but I can’t help myself sometimes.  “Warm soft grass hiding … Continue reading

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PHAUNIKS TEST

  Eye mist riting latlee b cos eye wuz lernin 2 tex. Hoap u mist mee. Eye wunt to lern to tex on 1 uv thoz fancee fones. Houw’m eye doin.? Pea ess: sumtims eye donut spel rite – hoap u … Continue reading

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ODE TO A SMALL MESH LAUNDRY BAG

In this  little mesh laundry bag You put the things that cover your lag, When they get so very dirty, You don’t feel so very perty. Insert dirty stockings in the bag Put in machine when on washing jag When … Continue reading

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MY BRUISED TOE

Most often I am barefoot when in the house; my husband wears socks without shoes most of the time.  That is presenting difficulties to me this week, because I want a look at his second right toe without him knowing … Continue reading

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