Tag Archives: humor
I’VE NEVER MISSED ELEANOR
Meet my two sisters, Karen and Verna. Me: “I’ve never missed Eleanor.” “Who’s Eleanor?” they asked. Me: “Our sister, Eleanor.” “We have no sister, Eleanor.” “I know. That’s why I have never been bothered by her absence.” ************* Hope you … Continue reading
HOW FLOSSIE BECAME PEPPERED STEAK
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but not before old Flossie, his cow, got into the pepper patch. Flossie nipped and picked and ate the peppers. Ate too many and floundered. Ker-put! Flossie died. Now the vultures will … Continue reading
PHUL UV UT!
I’m missing you all. Been reading some, but no writing. Facebook still throws stuff at me that I wrote three years old. I’m enjoying some of it. So sharing FB status from Sept. 17, 2015. ************ Fanny Crosby. WOW, what … Continue reading
I WILL TELL YOU OF A FELLOW
I WILL TELL YOU OF A FELLOW I will tell you of a fellow, of a fellow I have seen; He is neither white nor yellow but he’s altogether green. His name is nothing charming; it is only common “Bill.” … Continue reading
I’M NOT SICK, BUT I’M NOT WELL
· Moms everywhere you’re gonna love me for this! Toddlers are absolutely not adapted to “I’m not sick, but I’m not well” time; for them, as soon as the fever is gone, they are back on energizer bunny. Teens are … Continue reading
TAKING SIDES ON “SOCIAL MEDIA”
“It has no search feature or spell check……. NAY I SAY NAY” A reader has given me pause by voting against social media of my day. 😀 Thanks, Lander7. I told Lander 7 I would be back. So I am … Continue reading
PROOF OF MODERN TECH IN THE INVISIBLE WORLD!
BREAKING NEWS! – This photograph appears to be the first of its kind which has entered the world as we know it. It gives proof that modern technology has entered the invisible world. Perhaps it is even more advanced in … Continue reading
HEY, WAIT UP, I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOU……
I saw on Face Book that a group of mothers signed a petition to ask one of their friends to dry up about the daily/hourly achievements of her infant daughter. Well, if you think mothers are bad, you should just … Continue reading
UN-USED CHANGE
As I sat here picking up loose change from my desk drawer. I thought, “If anyone calls and asks what I’m doing, I’ll answer, Nothing.” I was actually doing something of great value! In about thirty seconds, I gathered $1.30. … Continue reading
GONNA DU UT!
moor uf mi kdz with nu fonz. i got 2 lern 2 tex. i haf tene-ajers lernin me. Thx, kdz 4 yur lernin me. Nou kan i rite so yu kan reed rite? Sumtims i donnut spel rite – hoap … Continue reading
