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THE BODY – AU NATUREL

  Tall, thin shape today Sexy look will go away. Short? Stout? Here to stay. ***************** Image from Pixabay https://ronovanwrites.com/2017/11/13/ronovanwrites-weekly-haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-175-shortsexy/

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SAVING TIME, HA-HA!

POKING A BIT OF FUN at God’s most brilliant masterpiece – (drumroll, please) – MANKIND! With the labor and cooperation of about two million men and women which includes several hundred/thousand computer giants, perhaps five million clocks* are set back and … Continue reading

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ME

I haven’t written on of these QA things for a while so I’m sharing a Facebook status with you today.  Killing two birds with one stone. 1. Favorite Smell? Sammy’s cologne, if it is not too strong 2. Last time … Continue reading

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CIGARS AND BOURBON

Do you know how I know the picture shows “cigars and bourbon?”  Because I googled it and this is what came up. I do recognize that brown paper-wrapped cylinder-shaped thing.  That’s a cigar.    I was taking dictation from a … Continue reading

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FLAT ON THE FLOOR

In the interest of full disclosure, let me say this is not me (I don’t wear gloves) and a few things I tell in this story are a bit exaggerated. Let me say first it was worth it! I am … Continue reading

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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT A ZIPLOC BAG

Yes, that’s me, washing a Ziploc bag.  My peers and I laugh with each other at the things we do to save a penny.  Well, we actually don’t to it to save a penny; we do it to save waste. … Continue reading

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HOW TO DEAL WITH A LOUSE

Prompt:  Tell  the story of why this room is empty! She got the furnishings; he got the house. She took the baby; he’s left with a mouse. He got bare walls, broken floors, and grief She finally struck back and … Continue reading

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FOR WANT OF A BAG

  “For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost.”   ORGANIZING FOR SPRING … Continue reading

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MY MIND WANDERS MORE THAN WONDERS

  I like soft fried eggs But my brain likes to wander So they end up hard! I know haiku is supposed to be a “mood” poem probably without humor, but I can’t help myself sometimes.  “Warm soft grass hiding … Continue reading

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PHAUNIKS TEST

  Eye mist riting latlee b cos eye wuz lernin 2 tex. Hoap u mist mee. Eye wunt to lern to tex on 1 uv thoz fancee fones. Houw’m eye doin.? Pea ess: sumtims eye donut spel rite – hoap u … Continue reading

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