Tag Archives: humor

HOSPITAL FUNNIES

Posted on July 24, 2021 by oneta hayes

When I told about my near death experience a few weeks ago, I said I was going to come back with some funnies from that hospital stay, so now is the time. Then I can get rid of this note … Continue reading →

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TUESDAY TIDBITS – JULY 13, 2021

Posted on July 13, 2021 by oneta hayes

How about me starting a Tuesday Tidbits?  I just seem to have more to say than I can say in my Baker’s Dozen—especially with inflation when I can’t give you thirteen.  So here are my Tuesday Tidbits, most of which … Continue reading →

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BAKER’S DOZEN – JULY 12, 2021

Posted on July 12, 2021 by oneta hayes

1. Time for me to share my bits of humor, satire, wisdom, fun, and faith.  Ready? 2. My sister, Karen, and my daughter-in-law, ReNee,  went shopping. ReNee had a couple extra things she needed to take care of.  So Karen and I … Continue reading →

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A LOOK BACK – JUNE 5, 2014

Posted on June 6, 2021 by oneta hayes

How much has changed? Nothing here. I still can get down, but I can’t get up. Actually I guess it is more difficult to get down – gracefully. 😀 I still fall with efficiency. From Facebook, June 5, 2014: Ok, … Continue reading →

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A LOOK BACK – MAY 2014

Posted on June 3, 2021 by oneta hayes

Facebook popped up  one of my days from 2014.  Some things have changed a lot; some not much.  For instance, I still lose things, I fix supper not dinner, and the air conditioner is broken this year also. My fixer … Continue reading →

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ODE (or something) TO DR. FAUCI

Posted on May 26, 2021 by oneta hayes

On the ground and in the air Dr. Fauci’s everywhere. He shuns busses, chooses limos or planes. People seek his latest science for their pains.      He’s has proven to be right      Often enough to stay in the fight. … Continue reading →

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I’M NEEDING TO TALK

Posted on March 25, 2021 by oneta hayes

And a good place to do that was with Jessica. You remember Jessica? Here She was my go-to girl for nails and hair – and talk. She refused to repair my tooth problem, so I made an appt with the … Continue reading →

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BUD AND MINDY’S CQC NEWS-NOTES

Posted on January 24, 2021 by oneta hayes

“Sunday morning at CQC Network! Welcome to News-Notes,” announced Bud. “Any locals, Mindy?” “Sure,” said charming Mindy. “Before the mundane and anti-climatic world news, we have a local celebration going on. It started eighty-seven years ago today, January 24, 1934. … Continue reading →

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JANUARY TIPS

Posted on January 4, 2021 by oneta hayes

This image is important to show you what I am talking about. See I can wear it this month and I’ll tell you why. First more examples that might apply to you. Remember that bling ring you bought you bought … Continue reading →

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BAKING PIES STRIKES DREAD IN MY HEART

Posted on December 29, 2020 by oneta hayes

To save my reputation as an honest woman, let me say right off only the first story is true, the one about the pies and pigs. Then I just got carried away with myself and kept writing with little regard … Continue reading →

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