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CITY CALLED “HEART’S DESIRE”

PHOTO PROMPT © David Stewart Monica and Larry found no place good enough for their honeymoon.  Even NYC and Paris paled in comparison to the amazing experiences they had had on their space flights.  They decided to build “Heart’s Desire,” a … Continue reading

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LERNIN 2 TEX

Eye mist  yesturda b cos eye wuz lernin 2 tex. Hoap u mist mee.  Eye wunt to lern 2 tex awn 1 uv thoz fancee fones. Houw am eye doin? Eye haf tene-ajers lernin me. Thanx, kidz, 4 yur lernin … Continue reading

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UPDATE, MOOD NOT GOOD

This picture comes closer to showing how freaked out I am today.  But the smile is missing in real life. ************** The Discover Prompt today is “tempo.”  I didn’t deliberately plan a seven pm blog but since I am doing … Continue reading

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DEVIL’S HELLISH PLAN

“Ah-ha,” thought the devil, “I now have a plan! It will guarantee me the life of every  man. This Jesus.  Ha!  He plans to be  King. Well I know what to do that changes everything.” So he set about his … Continue reading

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SING ALONG

The Discover Prompt is “song’ – Great with me, so sing along. (roughly – very rough – sung to tune of Ten Little Indians) Songs in li-fe bring us jo-y Good for a girl, and good for a b-oy. Songs … Continue reading

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APRIL 1st – TELL THAT JOKE TO GOD

Weary with what seemed like a prayer time during which I failed to reach God in any way, I rose from the altar and said, “Lord, again, I tried and tried but I couldn’t seem to pray at all.”  Wow!  … Continue reading

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GRAY MATTER DILEMMA

Help!  Sometimes I think my gray matter is shrinking! My answer:  “Don’t think!” ********************** Image:  Pixabay Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Use words “think” and “shrink” Go to Ronovan and check more sense and/or fun. https://ronovanwrites.com/2020/03/16/haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-shrink-think/    

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TRICYCLES ON THE FREEWAY!!!

I’m stocked up on toilet paper! Why? “Cause I’m getting on the freeway.  Why buy toilet paper? That’s just the thing to do when a tricycle plague occurs. ******* So I’m up the ramp and on the freeway pleased to … Continue reading

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TIME SETTING

(A bit of edit on a former blog.  It may become  traditional, along with my time changing.) Poking a bit of fun at God’s masterpiece – (drumroll, please) – MANKIND! With the labor and cooperation of about two million men … Continue reading

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HERE’S A BLOG

  This is my third day without a post.  So I’m sitting here trying to think what to post. I’m considering confessing all my faults and failures, but after I tell you about both of them, I don’t know what … Continue reading

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