Tag Archives: humor

ANSWERED PRAYER

Posted on November 11, 2022 by oneta hayes

Selena sighed as she uttered her prayer. “I am thankful. And I’m thankful for Hank. I thank you for taking care of him wherever he roams; please send him home. He makes me feel secure. I don’t like to be … Continue reading →

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A DOZEN TIDBITS FOR TODAY, 11/5/22

Posted on November 5, 2022 by oneta hayes

1. QUESTION.  Since a bill was passed in Congress to do away with “time changes,” but we still have to change tonight at two am, will that be the last change we have to make?  And why do we have to … Continue reading →

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HALLOWED TIME?

Posted on October 31, 2022 by oneta hayes

If I must have a witching day, make it colorful! I don’t like celebrating all that witches represent, but I have not done much damage to the Halloween institution. “Hallowed be Thy Name!” – just doesn’t fit, does it? Okay, … Continue reading →

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HOME IS WHERE THE SPIRIT IS

Posted on September 24, 2022 by oneta hayes

I’m quite happy when I’m home Where I store my hat, my books, and comb. Got no plans to buy a tomb But I’ll be buried with much aplomb! Though it will  be tighter than a womb – To move … Continue reading →

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COLLAR

Posted on August 31, 2022 by oneta hayes

I found a collar in my old trunk of stuff. Took a picture. See it above? Obviously I didn’t starch and iron it like I did in the fifties. I don’t know where this collar came from but it sent … Continue reading →

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FLAT OUT BEFORE THE LORD

Posted on July 19, 2022 by oneta hayes

Facebook pulled this up for me a few days ago. I got another laugh; hope you will too. So after minor proofing, I’m posting again. Ok, let me say first it was worth it! That’s being said because I know … Continue reading →

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TUES-DAY, NEWS-DAY

Posted on June 28, 2022 by oneta hayes

1. How do you like that title?  Nice ring to it, now lets see if I can make it worth reading. 2. I’m all out happy that the American Eagle is keeping her eggs and eaglets in the nest.  It is sad … Continue reading →

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IRONING, MY WAY

Posted on June 6, 2022 by oneta hayes

I see that Linda G. Hill had chosen the words “iron” or “irony” as the word to use for SoCS.  How ironic that was!   I didn’t do it but I had planned to iron Saturday, at  least sort of … Continue reading →

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MOM’S LETTER TO SON

Posted on May 3, 2022 by oneta hayes

Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes.  You are the heart of my heart. So you have a gut feeling your boss is about to give you a kick in … Continue reading →

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DEVIL’S HELLISH PLAN

Posted on April 15, 2022 by oneta hayes

“Ah-ha,” thought the devil, “I now have a plan! It will guarantee me the life of every man. This Jesus.  Ha!  He plans to be  King. Well I know what to do that changes everything.” So he set about his … Continue reading →

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