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FUNNY IS….

Funny to me that a quip, joke, or short story have an unexpected and humorous ending. For that reason, I love puns. “Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.” “What do mama camels have that nothing else has? … Continue reading

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THURSDAY’S THOUGHTS – DEC. 2, 2021

1. Lord, my Guide, You have given me light to live a long life to be in love with You.  I’m thankful for this Thanksgiving leftover. 2. News clip “To all you hunter’s out there who kill animals for food.  Shame on … Continue reading

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LEFTOVERS FOR THE OLD ME – wink, wink

The  company says they’ll do me a favor And leave the leftovers for me to savor. Feeling stuffed, I have no desire However, they’re easy to warm up, just add some fire. . Six hours later, I’m hungry again. I’ll just … Continue reading

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS – TUPPERWARE

About six years ago I wrote a blog explaining how the country’s economy correlates with my experiene with salt shakers. https://onetahayes.com/2016/01/07/low-economy-taking-toll/ Well, Friends, it is still true. My circumstances are quite similar to those six year ago. There is one … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – OCTOBER 8, 2021

SHOP IS OPEN, COME ON IN.  Mask or no mask fine with me, but choose an un-sugared donut if you plan to eat it here with a mask on.   I am serving quite a mixture.  Eat what you want and … Continue reading

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THE TEAPOT CURSE

Funny Story, no spiritual significance unless I am gossiping. Hope not. Don’t think so since you have absolutely no idea who this story is about. Neither do I know her; I don’t think I ever knew her name. I did … Continue reading

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GREEN HORNESS – THAT’S A FEMALE GREEN HORN

Joe wants his next 3.5 trillion and the GOP is saying no. So the debt ceiling is not raised, so Joe doesn’t get his play money. And it is the Republicans fault if the government shuts down. Not the Democrats … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – SEPTEMBER 20, 2021

1. Donuts aren’t very tasty today but the last few weeks haven’t given me many ingredients for sweet stuff – or funny stuff.  Consider these ingredients. Afghanistan, Southern Border, Del Rio Bridge situation, Covid, CRT 2. Twelve thousand or so immigrants living … Continue reading

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BAKERS DOZEN – AUGUST 31, 2021

1. I’m starting with God the Creator.  Created light and darkness on Day 1, grass and plants on Day 3, stars including sun on Day 4.  How did He make the plants before the sun?  I am asking because there will … Continue reading

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DRAG ON – A LOVE BALLAD

     Jim and Joe were hanging high on the strings of their harmonica and guitar.  They had been asked to join a band—right here in  Castle House.  The old house had done its duty during the castle/moat era.  Now it … Continue reading

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