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HOW FLOSSIE SEES FLORA

My friend, Flossie, was a flibbertigibbet, sure enough.  She was a’flutter with her latest bit of fault finding.  Her neighbor, Flora, was flaunting too much flesh.  The way Flossie tells it, she, herself, had been a fashionista back in the … Continue reading

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‘TIS FALL AGAIN

As I look around the yard I see rose bushes in various stages of beauty. Granted I do not think “beauty” when I see the lush colorful flowers drop and leave only hulls. But think again, if the bloom doesn’t … Continue reading

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SHARING NATURE

Chet, scooting the stool back from the bar: “Colleen, it was nice to meet you.  Could I come to your place tomorrow night?” Colleen:  “That sounds great.  How shall I prepare?” Chet:  “An inviting table would be nice.  We’ll talk … Continue reading

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GOVERNMENT PAPER-SAVER

I HOPE YOU LAUGH; I still snicker in remembrance! “He makes me to lie down in green pastures…” I’m glad that is not literal. I was so green the sheep would have grazed right over me. How green was I? … Continue reading

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I’VE NEVER MISSED ELEANOR

Meet my two sisters, Karen and Verna. Me:  “I’ve never missed Eleanor.” “Who’s Eleanor?”  they asked. Me:  “Our sister, Eleanor.” “We have no sister, Eleanor.” “I know.  That’s why I have never been bothered by her absence.” ************* Hope you … Continue reading

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HOW FLOSSIE BECAME PEPPERED STEAK

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, but not before old Flossie, his cow, got into the pepper patch.  Flossie nipped and picked and ate the peppers.   Ate too many and floundered.  Ker-put!  Flossie died.  Now the vultures will … Continue reading

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PHUL UV UT!

I’m missing you all.  Been reading some, but no writing.  Facebook still throws stuff at me that I wrote three years old.  I’m enjoying some of it.  So sharing FB status from Sept. 17, 2015. ************ Fanny Crosby.  WOW, what … Continue reading

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I WILL TELL YOU OF A FELLOW

I WILL TELL YOU OF A FELLOW I will tell you of a fellow, of a fellow I have seen; He is neither white nor yellow but he’s altogether green. His name is nothing charming; it is only common “Bill.” … Continue reading

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I’M NOT SICK, BUT I’M NOT WELL

·  Moms everywhere you’re gonna love me for this! Toddlers are absolutely not adapted to “I’m not sick, but I’m not well” time; for them, as soon as the fever is gone, they are back on energizer bunny. Teens are … Continue reading

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TAKING SIDES ON “SOCIAL MEDIA”

“It has no search feature or spell check……. NAY I SAY NAY” A reader has given me pause by voting against social media of my day.  😀  Thanks, Lander7.  I told Lander 7 I would be back.   So I am … Continue reading

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