Tag Archives: humor
SHEETS, GOODWILL, VENN DIAGRAMS, KAMALA, AND ME
There you are. Folded sheets, one is a fitted sheet, the other is a flat sheet. Good job. I can hardly tell the difference, can you? My mind went roaming. Scenario One: Women world wide are complaining that they can’t … Continue reading
FIGURES OF SPEECH
I’ve been evaluating myself in light of the “reputation” I am getting that says I am sarcastic. Now, sarcasm is not nice. It’s purpose is to put down others and raise myself up. If that were my purpose, I would … Continue reading
PROFOUND THURSDAY THOUGHT
TOO OFTEN PARENTS DECIDE JUNIOR NEEDS A BIGGER BEDROOM, WHEN ALL HE NEEDS IS A BIGGER BED. IT DOESN’T DO ANY GOOD TO KICK THE CLOTHES UNDER THE BED IF THEY GO ALL THE WAY UNDER TO THE OTHER SIDE! … Continue reading
CHRISTMAS CARD JOY
My hands are up. I surrender. See the white flag I carry. That is all to say, I give up on my conquest to keep the Christmas card tradition. Well, hopefully, I keep it through my last Christmas; I expect … Continue reading
CHECKED MY JURISDICTION
It tires me out some these last few years, but I keep plugging away at keeping an eye out around our jurisdiction. Guess that would be the same as the neighborhood. But you just can’t keep an old soldier down. … Continue reading
ANSWERED PRAYER
Selena sighed as she uttered her prayer. “I am thankful. And I’m thankful for Hank. I thank you for taking care of him wherever he roams; please send him home. He makes me feel secure. I don’t like to be … Continue reading
A DOZEN TIDBITS FOR TODAY, 11/5/22
1. QUESTION. Since a bill was passed in Congress to do away with “time changes,” but we still have to change tonight at two am, will that be the last change we have to make? And why do we have to … Continue reading
HALLOWED TIME?
If I must have a witching day, make it colorful! I don’t like celebrating all that witches represent, but I have not done much damage to the Halloween institution. “Hallowed be Thy Name!” – just doesn’t fit, does it? Okay, … Continue reading
HOME IS WHERE THE SPIRIT IS
I’m quite happy when I’m home Where I store my hat, my books, and comb. Got no plans to buy a tomb But I’ll be buried with much aplomb! Though it will be tighter than a womb – To move … Continue reading
COLLAR
I found a collar in my old trunk of stuff. Took a picture. See it above? Obviously I didn’t starch and iron it like I did in the fifties. I don’t know where this collar came from but it sent … Continue reading
Sweet aroma 