Tag Archives: humor

PROOF OF MODERN TECH IN THE INVISIBLE WORLD!

Posted on July 7, 2018 by

BREAKING NEWS! –  This photograph appears to be the first of its kind which has entered the world as we know it.  It gives proof that modern technology has entered the invisible world.  Perhaps it is even more advanced in … Continue reading →

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HEY, WAIT UP, I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOU……

Posted on April 23, 2018 by

I saw on Face Book that a group of mothers signed a petition to ask one of their friends to dry up about the daily/hourly achievements of her infant daughter. Well, if you think mothers are bad, you should just … Continue reading →

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UN-USED CHANGE

Posted on April 10, 2018 by

As I sat here picking up loose change from my desk drawer. I thought, “If anyone calls and asks what I’m doing, I’ll answer, Nothing.” I was actually doing something of great value! In about thirty seconds, I gathered $1.30. … Continue reading →

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GONNA DU UT!

Posted on March 21, 2018 by

moor uf mi kdz with nu fonz.  i got 2 lern 2 tex.  i haf tene-ajers lernin me.  Thx, kdz 4 yur lernin me.  Nou kan i rite so yu kan reed rite?  Sumtims i donnut spel rite – hoap … Continue reading →

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I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF

Posted on February 2, 2018 by

  PLEEEZ, I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF! The story is told of a scout master who waited impatiently while the boy scout helped an old woman cross the street. Scout Master: “Why were you gone so long?” Scout: “Because she … Continue reading →

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Being grateful before griping

Posted on January 25, 2018 by

I can see.  Surgery was successful.  Daughter-in-law, sister, and husband have kindly shown me eye drops don’t hurt!  Doctor and nurses are wonderfully sweet, comforting and knowledgeable.  granddaughter came and left cake while I was gone.  Carl and Vicky came. … Continue reading →

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SCATTER BRAINED!

Posted on January 18, 2018 by

  There once was a lady, I think she was Persian, Whose mind was scattered by drips of diversion; Much trivia filled her thoughts to submersion I much doubted when I heard of her version – Of tigers in Siberia … Continue reading →

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MY BLIND-RING-THING-FLING

Posted on January 5, 2018 by

During the winter of 2012, I was most near skinny.  I had been sick for eight months and lost about seventy pounds.  Deciding to live it up a little with my new, rather nice figure, except of course for the … Continue reading →

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DON’T GIVE SUGAR IN JANUARY

Posted on January 4, 2018 by

I gave my friend some peanut brittle when what she wanted was butter brickle. She had a fit, even cursed a little And down her cheek a tear did trickle. I asked so kindly what was the matter. The tears … Continue reading →

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WEATHER DRAMA

Posted on January 2, 2018 by

Do I care about the weather? Really not much concerning whether The clouds are low or they are high. Just tell me if it’ll be wet or dry. I want to know “hot” or “cold” Not how much precipitation the … Continue reading →

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