Tag Archives: humor
ASK JESSICA
When I sit in this chair, my mouth opens and doesn’t close for two hours. No, it’s not me under happy gas in the dentist’s chair. It’s the hair stylist’s chair and it’s time to TELL JESSICA! God’s majesty – … Continue reading
Dear Mr. Colgate Man
Dear Mr. Colgate, CEO Man (Sorry, if you are a Ms or Mrs or Something Else. I am gender identity challenged.) First, let me say I am fully behind Giant Corporations. They are very good at hiring my men … Continue reading
TEN LITTLE PIGGIES
Here I sit, cozy in my reading chair, feet propped on the bed. Meditating on the majesty of the Creator, Pulling bits of scripture from my head. Mountains, space, sky, and sea… When what a simple thought occurred to … Continue reading
CHECK THIS #5
Just making my way through the one-way aisle by my dining room table and thinking, “I declare if I didn’t know this was my house, I would think an old woman lives here!” Smile, my friends, while I pick up … Continue reading
SECURE THOSE PILLS!!!
I went to the pharmacy to pick up a prescription. Then this exchange between the pharmacist and me regarding the pills that are wrapped separately and ridiculously hard to open. “Why do they pack these pills like this. They are … Continue reading
CHECK THIS #3
AMAZING THOUGHTS ON “GREEN” Ireland. Big bucks. A newby (like being naïve) A greenhorn mechanic Not ripe What grass is not during a drought My refrigerator left overs A Herbalife color Color of a peacock feather Being green with … Continue reading
CHECK THIS #1
A while back I grabbed a bubble gum. Removed the paper, popped it (the gum) into my mouth, poked a nice thimble-type bubble with my tongue and tried to blow it up. I had forgotten how! Do you hold the … Continue reading
CURIOSITY KILLED…
Dana left the house unsure about leaving Tabby, the new kitten she had just acquired. Tabby seemed tame and low key, not at all capricious. The catastrophe began innocently enough when Tabby spied a crunchy chip amidst the dirt under … Continue reading
MY TRUSTY PALIMPSEST
Picture is from Pixabay showing some kinds of palimpsestes, palimpsests I’ve used in past time of my life. I now use micro-soft Word 8. I’ll get 10 when I can afford to. ***************** Dear Readers: I am sitting here … Continue reading
TAKE A PEEK AT MY WEEK!
If by chance you’ve taken a peek at my blog for this week Sorry to say you have found very little, ’cause so much stuff caught me in the middle. Hate to write all the stuff, of so many distractions, … Continue reading
