Yuck! There is a moldy fleece on the apples. Don’t touch my lips or my fingertips. Adam garbled his ad-lib as he tried to warn Eve. God said if we meddle with the middle tree, we might cuff our ability to live life free. Look, he left us a jingle to read. “All is good with us three: Adam, Eve, and Me.” The snide serpent slithered aside, with a determination to see for how long that would be true. “I won’t have to press the matter long before they perish,” he resolved.
About oneta hayes
Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
Clever… very clever. 🙂
Didn’t get much response today. I don’t know whether it is because of bad theology or just what. However, I did enjoy putting it together. Thanks for the comment.
No bad theology… just a great sense of humor. 😉
My humor works if I think it fits God’s. I can see him nailing a note on that tree. “This one, Adam, stay away or you will open Pandora’s box too big to handle.” God even tried to make the apple look yucky. I know that is about like my daughter-in-law making the fudge look untasty. 😀
No one can make fudge look untasty enough to deter me!!