Category Archives: humor

GRAY MATTER DILEMMA

Help!  Sometimes I think my gray matter is shrinking! My answer:  “Don’t think!” ********************** Image:  Pixabay Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Use words “think” and “shrink” Go to Ronovan and check more sense and/or fun. https://ronovanwrites.com/2020/03/16/haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-shrink-think/    

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TRICYCLES ON THE FREEWAY!!!

I’m stocked up on toilet paper! Why? “Cause I’m getting on the freeway.  Why buy toilet paper? That’s just the thing to do when a tricycle plague occurs. ******* So I’m up the ramp and on the freeway pleased to … Continue reading

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HERE’S A BLOG

  This is my third day without a post.  So I’m sitting here trying to think what to post. I’m considering confessing all my faults and failures, but after I tell you about both of them, I don’t know what … Continue reading

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MY NEW ACCESSORY

I have a new accessory; They say it’s a necessity. I wish it were a bracelet or a purse. I guess it could be something worse. But I don’t like it, not one little bit. I prefer music and puppies … Continue reading

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WHAT MY MIND THINKS, CAN BE DONE?

  Right there on TV, SHE SAYS IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, “Greatest danger on earth is warming climate.” What? Millions of babies killed a year doesn’t count?  Terrorists don’t count? Tumbling morals don’t count? Drug addiction doesn’t count? Heart … Continue reading

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UNDERSTAND YET?

Follow carefully and you will see why I am such a good teacher.  I posted this in 2014 and had several likes but only two or three of you were with me then.  I enjoyed it too much to pass … Continue reading

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CANE PAIN

Hope you enjoy this rerun.  It is near the top of all my posts as far as likes and comments.  I still get a kick out of it.  Come and grow old with me. ***************** How humiliating!  I had to … Continue reading

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SIMPLIFYING SHAKESPEARE

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.”  So saith the Bard, Shakespeare.   Forgive me, Shakespeare Fans.  My Shakespeare classes are long gone so I can do what I want to with my memories of his writings.  However, … Continue reading

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IN DEFENSE OF A MUCH-MALIGNED, PRAGMATIC, PARENTHETICAL EXPRESSION

NOTE:  This was written in November ’14, for a speech in Toastmaster Club because in my last speech I had been rounded criticized, deservedly so, for saying “you know” excessively.  So just for fun, I tried to offer this excuse.  … Continue reading

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FROM MOM TO SON

Does this mom get a bit carried away with her idioms?  Have fun with this “idiomatic” mom. ************** Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes.  You are the heart of … Continue reading

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