Category Archives: humor

PROFOUND THURSDAY THOUGHT

TOO OFTEN PARENTS DECIDE JUNIOR NEEDS A BIGGER BEDROOM, WHEN ALL HE NEEDS IS A BIGGER BED. IT DOESN’T DO ANY GOOD TO KICK THE CLOTHES UNDER THE BED IF THEY GO ALL THE WAY UNDER TO THE OTHER SIDE! … Continue reading

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CHECKED MY JURISDICTION

It tires me out some these last few years, but I keep plugging away at keeping an eye out around our jurisdiction. Guess that would be the same as the neighborhood. But you just can’t keep an old soldier down. … Continue reading

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COLLAR

I found a collar in my old trunk of stuff. Took a picture. See it above? Obviously I didn’t starch and iron it like I did in the fifties. I don’t know where this collar came from but it sent … Continue reading

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FLAT OUT BEFORE THE LORD

Facebook pulled this up for me a few days ago. I got another laugh; hope you will too. So after minor proofing, I’m posting again. Ok, let me say first it was worth it! That’s being said because I know … Continue reading

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IRONING, MY WAY

I see that Linda G. Hill had chosen the words “iron” or “irony” as the word to use for SoCS.  How ironic that was!   I didn’t do it but I had planned to iron Saturday, at  least sort of … Continue reading

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MOM’S LETTER TO SON

Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes.  You are the heart of my heart. So you have a gut feeling your boss is about to give you a kick in … Continue reading

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DON’T MEASURE ME, I HAD ONLY A SMIDGEN

“Vicky’s cake? Okay I’ll take just a smidgen. Oh, ReNee made one also? Both chocolate. Very good. I’ll have only a smidgen of each. I have to treat both daughters-in-law equally. “Yes, I’ll have more – but just a smidgen. … Continue reading

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OFF SCHEDULE BECAUSE I HAVE A NOSE…

I’m present but way off schedule. About the time I was ready to schedule last night, my nose began bleeding; it didn’t stop until sometime after three-thirty this morning. So being off schedule, I decided to do an off-schedule thing. … Continue reading

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS – TUPPERWARE

About six years ago I wrote a blog explaining how the country’s economy correlates with my experiene with salt shakers. https://onetahayes.com/2016/01/07/low-economy-taking-toll/ Well, Friends, it is still true. My circumstances are quite similar to those six year ago. There is one … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – OCTOBER 8, 2021

SHOP IS OPEN, COME ON IN.  Mask or no mask fine with me, but choose an un-sugared donut if you plan to eat it here with a mask on.   I am serving quite a mixture.  Eat what you want and … Continue reading

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