Category Archives: humor

COLLAR

I found a collar in my old trunk of stuff. Took a picture. See it above? Obviously I didn’t starch and iron it like I did in the fifties. I don’t know where this collar came from but it sent … Continue reading

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FLAT OUT BEFORE THE LORD

Facebook pulled this up for me a few days ago. I got another laugh; hope you will too. So after minor proofing, I’m posting again. Ok, let me say first it was worth it! That’s being said because I know … Continue reading

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IRONING, MY WAY

I see that Linda G. Hill had chosen the words “iron” or “irony” as the word to use for SoCS.  How ironic that was!   I didn’t do it but I had planned to iron Saturday, at  least sort of … Continue reading

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MOM’S LETTER TO SON

Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes.  You are the heart of my heart. So you have a gut feeling your boss is about to give you a kick in … Continue reading

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DON’T MEASURE ME, I HAD ONLY A SMIDGEN

“Vicky’s cake? Okay I’ll take just a smidgen. Oh, ReNee made one also? Both chocolate. Very good. I’ll have only a smidgen of each. I have to treat both daughters-in-law equally. “Yes, I’ll have more – but just a smidgen. … Continue reading

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OFF SCHEDULE BECAUSE I HAVE A NOSE…

I’m present but way off schedule. About the time I was ready to schedule last night, my nose began bleeding; it didn’t stop until sometime after three-thirty this morning. So being off schedule, I decided to do an off-schedule thing. … Continue reading

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS – TUPPERWARE

About six years ago I wrote a blog explaining how the country’s economy correlates with my experiene with salt shakers. https://onetahayes.com/2016/01/07/low-economy-taking-toll/ Well, Friends, it is still true. My circumstances are quite similar to those six year ago. There is one … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – OCTOBER 8, 2021

SHOP IS OPEN, COME ON IN.  Mask or no mask fine with me, but choose an un-sugared donut if you plan to eat it here with a mask on.   I am serving quite a mixture.  Eat what you want and … Continue reading

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GREEN HORNESS – THAT’S A FEMALE GREEN HORN

Joe wants his next 3.5 trillion and the GOP is saying no. So the debt ceiling is not raised, so Joe doesn’t get his play money. And it is the Republicans fault if the government shuts down. Not the Democrats … Continue reading

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BAKERS DOZEN – AUGUST 31, 2021

1. I’m starting with God the Creator.  Created light and darkness on Day 1, grass and plants on Day 3, stars including sun on Day 4.  How did He make the plants before the sun?  I am asking because there will … Continue reading

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