Category Archives: humor
PHUL UV UT!
I’m missing you all. Been reading some, but no writing. Facebook still throws stuff at me that I wrote three years old. I’m enjoying some of it. So sharing FB status from Sept. 17, 2015. ************ Fanny Crosby. WOW, what … Continue reading
I’M NOT SICK, BUT I’M NOT WELL
· Moms everywhere you’re gonna love me for this! Toddlers are absolutely not adapted to “I’m not sick, but I’m not well” time; for them, as soon as the fever is gone, they are back on energizer bunny. Teens are … Continue reading
TAKING SIDES ON “SOCIAL MEDIA”
“It has no search feature or spell check……. NAY I SAY NAY” A reader has given me pause by voting against social media of my day. 😀 Thanks, Lander7. I told Lander 7 I would be back. So I am … Continue reading
PROOF OF MODERN TECH IN THE INVISIBLE WORLD!
BREAKING NEWS! – This photograph appears to be the first of its kind which has entered the world as we know it. It gives proof that modern technology has entered the invisible world. Perhaps it is even more advanced in … Continue reading
HEY, WAIT UP, I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOU……
I saw on Face Book that a group of mothers signed a petition to ask one of their friends to dry up about the daily/hourly achievements of her infant daughter. Well, if you think mothers are bad, you should just … Continue reading
I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF
PLEEEZ, I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF! The story is told of a scout master who waited impatiently while the boy scout helped an old woman cross the street. Scout Master: “Why were you gone so long?” Scout: “Because she … Continue reading
SCATTER BRAINED!
There once was a lady, I think she was Persian, Whose mind was scattered by drips of diversion; Much trivia filled her thoughts to submersion I much doubted when I heard of her version – Of tigers in Siberia … Continue reading
WHY ANTS STAY BUSY
Ant Father: ” ‘Mountain must move’ Big Man said today.” Ant Mother: “Did he mean us? The place we stay.” Ant Father: “He said this mountain is in his way – And off he went to get the spray.” … Continue reading
MY BLIND-RING-THING-FLING
During the winter of 2012, I was most near skinny. I had been sick for eight months and lost about seventy pounds. Deciding to live it up a little with my new, rather nice figure, except of course for the … Continue reading
DON’T GIVE SUGAR IN JANUARY
I gave my friend some peanut brittle when what she wanted was butter brickle. She had a fit, even cursed a little And down her cheek a tear did trickle. I asked so kindly what was the matter. The tears … Continue reading
