Category Archives: humor

PROOF OF MODERN TECH IN THE INVISIBLE WORLD!

BREAKING NEWS! –  This photograph appears to be the first of its kind which has entered the world as we know it.  It gives proof that modern technology has entered the invisible world.  Perhaps it is even more advanced in … Continue reading

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HEY, WAIT UP, I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOU……

I saw on Face Book that a group of mothers signed a petition to ask one of their friends to dry up about the daily/hourly achievements of her infant daughter. Well, if you think mothers are bad, you should just … Continue reading

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I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF

  PLEEEZ, I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF! The story is told of a scout master who waited impatiently while the boy scout helped an old woman cross the street. Scout Master: “Why were you gone so long?” Scout: “Because she … Continue reading

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SCATTER BRAINED!

  There once was a lady, I think she was Persian, Whose mind was scattered by drips of diversion; Much trivia filled her thoughts to submersion I much doubted when I heard of her version – Of tigers in Siberia … Continue reading

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WHY ANTS STAY BUSY

Ant Father:  ” ‘Mountain must move’ Big Man said today.” Ant Mother:  “Did he mean us?  The place we stay.” Ant Father:   “He said this mountain is in his way – And off he went to get the spray.”   … Continue reading

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MY BLIND-RING-THING-FLING

During the winter of 2012, I was most near skinny.  I had been sick for eight months and lost about seventy pounds.  Deciding to live it up a little with my new, rather nice figure, except of course for the … Continue reading

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DON’T GIVE SUGAR IN JANUARY

I gave my friend some peanut brittle when what she wanted was butter brickle. She had a fit, even cursed a little And down her cheek a tear did trickle. I asked so kindly what was the matter. The tears … Continue reading

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SAVING TIME, HA-HA!

POKING A BIT OF FUN at God’s most brilliant masterpiece – (drumroll, please) – MANKIND! With the labor and cooperation of about two million men and women which includes several hundred/thousand computer giants, perhaps five million clocks* are set back and … Continue reading

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ME

I haven’t written on of these QA things for a while so I’m sharing a Facebook status with you today.  Killing two birds with one stone. 1. Favorite Smell? Sammy’s cologne, if it is not too strong 2. Last time … Continue reading

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A SIZE 14

M’s September prompt for today is “once a treasure.” Can a treasure be something I didn’t have?  Well, I can tell you it can be.  Once I had a treasure; it was fifty pounds that I didn’t have that I … Continue reading

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