Category Archives: humor
BASIC NEED
Beyond the forest glen, the realization struck her. I left my lip stick! ************ Thanks, M (and Dorinda) for the Jan. 6 prompt. “Beyond the forest glen, the realization struck her.” https://puttingmyfeetinthedirt.com/2019/01/01/january-writing-prompts-2/ Image: Pixabay
THANKS TO HANK ZIL – NOBEL FOOD PRIZE NOMINEE!
PHOTO PROMPT © Russell Gayer In the land of Geomeo, labored survival scientist, Hank Zil. Amidst the famine, he determined to create a type of corn that produced more than the “ear kind” which now grew in their limited river valley … Continue reading
HOW FLOSSIE SEES FLORA
My friend, Flossie, was a flibbertigibbet, sure enough. She was a’flutter with her latest bit of fault finding. Her neighbor, Flora, was flaunting too much flesh. The way Flossie tells it, she, herself, had been a fashionista back in the … Continue reading
GOVERNMENT PAPER-SAVER
I HOPE YOU LAUGH; I still snicker in remembrance! “He makes me to lie down in green pastures…” I’m glad that is not literal. I was so green the sheep would have grazed right over me. How green was I? … Continue reading
PHUL UV UT!
I’m missing you all. Been reading some, but no writing. Facebook still throws stuff at me that I wrote three years old. I’m enjoying some of it. So sharing FB status from Sept. 17, 2015. ************ Fanny Crosby. WOW, what … Continue reading
I’M NOT SICK, BUT I’M NOT WELL
· Moms everywhere you’re gonna love me for this! Toddlers are absolutely not adapted to “I’m not sick, but I’m not well” time; for them, as soon as the fever is gone, they are back on energizer bunny. Teens are … Continue reading
TAKING SIDES ON “SOCIAL MEDIA”
“It has no search feature or spell check……. NAY I SAY NAY” A reader has given me pause by voting against social media of my day. 😀 Thanks, Lander7. I told Lander 7 I would be back. So I am … Continue reading
PROOF OF MODERN TECH IN THE INVISIBLE WORLD!
BREAKING NEWS! – This photograph appears to be the first of its kind which has entered the world as we know it. It gives proof that modern technology has entered the invisible world. Perhaps it is even more advanced in … Continue reading
HEY, WAIT UP, I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOU……
I saw on Face Book that a group of mothers signed a petition to ask one of their friends to dry up about the daily/hourly achievements of her infant daughter. Well, if you think mothers are bad, you should just … Continue reading
I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF
PLEEEZ, I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF! The story is told of a scout master who waited impatiently while the boy scout helped an old woman cross the street. Scout Master: “Why were you gone so long?” Scout: “Because she … Continue reading
