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BAKER’S DOZEN – JULY 12, 2021

Posted on July 12, 2021 by oneta hayes

1. Time for me to share my bits of humor, satire, wisdom, fun, and faith.  Ready? 2. My sister, Karen, and my daughter-in-law, ReNee,  went shopping. ReNee had a couple extra things she needed to take care of.  So Karen and I … Continue reading →

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A LOOK BACK – JUNE 5, 2014

Posted on June 6, 2021 by oneta hayes

How much has changed? Nothing here. I still can get down, but I can’t get up. Actually I guess it is more difficult to get down – gracefully. 😀 I still fall with efficiency. From Facebook, June 5, 2014: Ok, … Continue reading →

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I’M NEEDING TO TALK

Posted on March 25, 2021 by oneta hayes

And a good place to do that was with Jessica. You remember Jessica? Here She was my go-to girl for nails and hair – and talk. She refused to repair my tooth problem, so I made an appt with the … Continue reading →

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BUD AND MINDY’S CQC NEWS-NOTES

Posted on January 24, 2021 by oneta hayes

“Sunday morning at CQC Network! Welcome to News-Notes,” announced Bud. “Any locals, Mindy?” “Sure,” said charming Mindy. “Before the mundane and anti-climatic world news, we have a local celebration going on. It started eighty-seven years ago today, January 24, 1934. … Continue reading →

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JANUARY TIPS

Posted on January 4, 2021 by oneta hayes

This image is important to show you what I am talking about. See I can wear it this month and I’ll tell you why. First more examples that might apply to you. Remember that bling ring you bought you bought … Continue reading →

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BAKING PIES STRIKES DREAD IN MY HEART

Posted on December 29, 2020 by oneta hayes

To save my reputation as an honest woman, let me say right off only the first story is true, the one about the pies and pigs. Then I just got carried away with myself and kept writing with little regard … Continue reading →

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‘TIS THE SEASON

Posted on December 19, 2020 by oneta hayes

‘Tis the season to be jolly Drop donut crumbs and spill the coffee! “Alas, alas,” the new carpet cried, “Somebody do something,”  –  So the church board tried. Got out their pens and with much chagrin Wrote “Fifteen Rules for All … Continue reading →

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SCIENCE OR MATH, THAT’S MY QUESTION

Posted on November 19, 2020 by oneta hayes

I’m thinking of the hubbub as critics have yelled about paying attention to the science in regard to the methods of President Trump during the Covid crises.  Hummm….. During the nine decades in which I have lived, I have seen … Continue reading →

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106 AND COUNTING

Posted on November 2, 2020 by oneta hayes

Nineth-four – I counted the first time, then I realized I had not counted some of the ceiling lights. Starting again in the utility room I counted ten. Oh, yes, I was counting things that would not work without electricity. … Continue reading →

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COLOR YOUR WORLD

Posted on September 18, 2020 by oneta hayes

Kleenex had been around twenty years or more But unknown to me until nineteen-forty-four. A girl passed me a tissue for my tears in church, She noticed  that I, for a hanky did search. I’ve found that Kleenex is certainly … Continue reading →

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