Category Archives: humor
OVER-TIRED FARMER
I had two Aunt Delmas. One I have written about before. She was my daddy’s sister. When she passed, I was left as the oldest in our “blood” family. I did, however, have another Aunt Delma who was my aunt … Continue reading
SHEETS, GOODWILL, VENN DIAGRAMS, KAMALA, AND ME
There you are. Folded sheets, one is a fitted sheet, the other is a flat sheet. Good job. I can hardly tell the difference, can you? My mind went roaming. Scenario One: Women world wide are complaining that they can’t … Continue reading
FIGURES OF SPEECH
I’ve been evaluating myself in light of the “reputation” I am getting that says I am sarcastic. Now, sarcasm is not nice. It’s purpose is to put down others and raise myself up. If that were my purpose, I would … Continue reading
PROFOUND THURSDAY THOUGHT
TOO OFTEN PARENTS DECIDE JUNIOR NEEDS A BIGGER BEDROOM, WHEN ALL HE NEEDS IS A BIGGER BED. IT DOESN’T DO ANY GOOD TO KICK THE CLOTHES UNDER THE BED IF THEY GO ALL THE WAY UNDER TO THE OTHER SIDE! … Continue reading
CHECKED MY JURISDICTION
It tires me out some these last few years, but I keep plugging away at keeping an eye out around our jurisdiction. Guess that would be the same as the neighborhood. But you just can’t keep an old soldier down. … Continue reading
COLLAR
I found a collar in my old trunk of stuff. Took a picture. See it above? Obviously I didn’t starch and iron it like I did in the fifties. I don’t know where this collar came from but it sent … Continue reading
FLAT OUT BEFORE THE LORD
Facebook pulled this up for me a few days ago. I got another laugh; hope you will too. So after minor proofing, I’m posting again. Ok, let me say first it was worth it! That’s being said because I know … Continue reading
IRONING, MY WAY
I see that Linda G. Hill had chosen the words “iron” or “irony” as the word to use for SoCS. How ironic that was! I didn’t do it but I had planned to iron Saturday, at least sort of … Continue reading
MOM’S LETTER TO SON
Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes. You are the heart of my heart. So you have a gut feeling your boss is about to give you a kick in … Continue reading
DON’T MEASURE ME, I HAD ONLY A SMIDGEN
“Vicky’s cake? Okay I’ll take just a smidgen. Oh, ReNee made one also? Both chocolate. Very good. I’ll have only a smidgen of each. I have to treat both daughters-in-law equally. “Yes, I’ll have more – but just a smidgen. … Continue reading
Sweet aroma 