Category Archives: humor

HEY, WAIT UP, I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOU……

I saw on Face Book that a group of mothers signed a petition to ask one of their friends to dry up about the daily/hourly achievements of her infant daughter. Well, if you think mothers are bad, you should just … Continue reading

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I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF

  PLEEEZ, I’D RATHER DO IT MYSELF! The story is told of a scout master who waited impatiently while the boy scout helped an old woman cross the street. Scout Master: “Why were you gone so long?” Scout: “Because she … Continue reading

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SCATTER BRAINED!

  There once was a lady, I think she was Persian, Whose mind was scattered by drips of diversion; Much trivia filled her thoughts to submersion I much doubted when I heard of her version – Of tigers in Siberia … Continue reading

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WHY ANTS STAY BUSY

Ant Father:  ” ‘Mountain must move’ Big Man said today.” Ant Mother:  “Did he mean us?  The place we stay.” Ant Father:   “He said this mountain is in his way – And off he went to get the spray.”   … Continue reading

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MY BLIND-RING-THING-FLING

During the winter of 2012, I was most near skinny.  I had been sick for eight months and lost about seventy pounds.  Deciding to live it up a little with my new, rather nice figure, except of course for the … Continue reading

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DON’T GIVE SUGAR IN JANUARY

I gave my friend some peanut brittle when what she wanted was butter brickle. She had a fit, even cursed a little And down her cheek a tear did trickle. I asked so kindly what was the matter. The tears … Continue reading

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SAVING TIME, HA-HA!

POKING A BIT OF FUN at God’s most brilliant masterpiece – (drumroll, please) – MANKIND! With the labor and cooperation of about two million men and women which includes several hundred/thousand computer giants, perhaps five million clocks* are set back and … Continue reading

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ME

I haven’t written on of these QA things for a while so I’m sharing a Facebook status with you today.  Killing two birds with one stone. 1. Favorite Smell? Sammy’s cologne, if it is not too strong 2. Last time … Continue reading

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A SIZE 14

M’s September prompt for today is “once a treasure.” Can a treasure be something I didn’t have?  Well, I can tell you it can be.  Once I had a treasure; it was fifty pounds that I didn’t have that I … Continue reading

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FLAT ON THE FLOOR

In the interest of full disclosure, let me say this is not me (I don’t wear gloves) and a few things I tell in this story are a bit exaggerated. Let me say first it was worth it! I am … Continue reading

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