Category Archives: humor
GRAY MATTER DILEMMA
Help! Sometimes I think my gray matter is shrinking! My answer: “Don’t think!” ********************** Image: Pixabay Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Use words “think” and “shrink” Go to Ronovan and check more sense and/or fun. https://ronovanwrites.com/2020/03/16/haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-shrink-think/
TRICYCLES ON THE FREEWAY!!!
I’m stocked up on toilet paper! Why? “Cause I’m getting on the freeway. Why buy toilet paper? That’s just the thing to do when a tricycle plague occurs. ******* So I’m up the ramp and on the freeway pleased to … Continue reading
HERE’S A BLOG
This is my third day without a post. So I’m sitting here trying to think what to post. I’m considering confessing all my faults and failures, but after I tell you about both of them, I don’t know what … Continue reading
MY NEW ACCESSORY
I have a new accessory; They say it’s a necessity. I wish it were a bracelet or a purse. I guess it could be something worse. But I don’t like it, not one little bit. I prefer music and puppies … Continue reading
WHAT MY MIND THINKS, CAN BE DONE?
Right there on TV, SHE SAYS IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE, “Greatest danger on earth is warming climate.” What? Millions of babies killed a year doesn’t count? Terrorists don’t count? Tumbling morals don’t count? Drug addiction doesn’t count? Heart … Continue reading
UNDERSTAND YET?
Follow carefully and you will see why I am such a good teacher. I posted this in 2014 and had several likes but only two or three of you were with me then. I enjoyed it too much to pass … Continue reading
CANE PAIN
Hope you enjoy this rerun. It is near the top of all my posts as far as likes and comments. I still get a kick out of it. Come and grow old with me. ***************** How humiliating! I had to … Continue reading
SIMPLIFYING SHAKESPEARE
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” So saith the Bard, Shakespeare. Forgive me, Shakespeare Fans. My Shakespeare classes are long gone so I can do what I want to with my memories of his writings. However, … Continue reading
IN DEFENSE OF A MUCH-MALIGNED, PRAGMATIC, PARENTHETICAL EXPRESSION
NOTE: This was written in November ’14, for a speech in Toastmaster Club because in my last speech I had been rounded criticized, deservedly so, for saying “you know” excessively. So just for fun, I tried to offer this excuse. … Continue reading
FROM MOM TO SON
Does this mom get a bit carried away with her idioms? Have fun with this “idiomatic” mom. ************** Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes. You are the heart of … Continue reading
