Category Archives: humor

MOM’S LETTER TO SON

Dear Son, my own flesh and blood: To see you would be a sight for sore eyes.  You are the heart of my heart. So you have a gut feeling your boss is about to give you a kick in … Continue reading

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DON’T MEASURE ME, I HAD ONLY A SMIDGEN

“Vicky’s cake? Okay I’ll take just a smidgen. Oh, ReNee made one also? Both chocolate. Very good. I’ll have only a smidgen of each. I have to treat both daughters-in-law equally. “Yes, I’ll have more – but just a smidgen. … Continue reading

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OFF SCHEDULE BECAUSE I HAVE A NOSE…

I’m present but way off schedule. About the time I was ready to schedule last night, my nose began bleeding; it didn’t stop until sometime after three-thirty this morning. So being off schedule, I decided to do an off-schedule thing. … Continue reading

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SALT & PEPPER SHAKERS – TUPPERWARE

About six years ago I wrote a blog explaining how the country’s economy correlates with my experiene with salt shakers. https://onetahayes.com/2016/01/07/low-economy-taking-toll/ Well, Friends, it is still true. My circumstances are quite similar to those six year ago. There is one … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – OCTOBER 8, 2021

SHOP IS OPEN, COME ON IN.  Mask or no mask fine with me, but choose an un-sugared donut if you plan to eat it here with a mask on.   I am serving quite a mixture.  Eat what you want and … Continue reading

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GREEN HORNESS – THAT’S A FEMALE GREEN HORN

Joe wants his next 3.5 trillion and the GOP is saying no. So the debt ceiling is not raised, so Joe doesn’t get his play money. And it is the Republicans fault if the government shuts down. Not the Democrats … Continue reading

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BAKERS DOZEN – AUGUST 31, 2021

1. I’m starting with God the Creator.  Created light and darkness on Day 1, grass and plants on Day 3, stars including sun on Day 4.  How did He make the plants before the sun?  I am asking because there will … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – AUGUST 9, 2021

I’m back!  Have a donut!  Some are about ten days old, but still palatable. I got great relief from a Physical Therapist who worked me over and dismissed me in less than a month from a pain for which I … Continue reading

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BAKER’S DOZEN – JULY 12, 2021

1. Time for me to share my bits of humor, satire, wisdom, fun, and faith.  Ready? 2. My sister, Karen, and my daughter-in-law, ReNee,  went shopping. ReNee had a couple extra things she needed to take care of.  So Karen and I … Continue reading

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A LOOK BACK – JUNE 5, 2014

How much has changed? Nothing here. I still can get down, but I can’t get up. Actually I guess it is more difficult to get down – gracefully. 😀 I still fall with efficiency. From Facebook, June 5, 2014: Ok, … Continue reading

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