Category Archives: humor

COLOR YOUR WORLD

Posted on September 18, 2020 by

Kleenex had been around twenty years or more But unknown to me until nineteen-forty-four. A girl passed me a tissue for my tears in church, She noticed  that I, for a hanky did search. I’ve found that Kleenex is certainly … Continue reading →

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WHAT’S A CLIPPIE?

Posted on September 14, 2020 by

Face Book pulled up a memory from seven years ago.  I am sharing.  Sorry to say, there are no clippies on the floor now.  Too much gaining, not enough losing. ************** Report time, I have great ambitious early mornings! At … Continue reading →

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SAME SOURCE

Posted on July 16, 2020 by

ME THIS MORNING AT BEDSIDE: ME:  Ah, Lord God.  You are so awesome, Creator of All!  I behold your wondrous works.  What joy I get from seeing your details for our design.  Ears protected by wax and hair; nose protected … Continue reading →

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CITY CALLED “HEART’S DESIRE”

Posted on May 29, 2020 by

PHOTO PROMPT © David Stewart Monica and Larry found no place good enough for their honeymoon.  Even NYC and Paris paled in comparison to the amazing experiences they had had on their space flights.  They decided to build “Heart’s Desire,” a … Continue reading →

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LERNIN 2 TEX

Posted on May 14, 2020 by

Eye mist  yesturda b cos eye wuz lernin 2 tex. Hoap u mist mee.  Eye wunt to lern 2 tex awn 1 uv thoz fancee fones. Houw am eye doin? Eye haf tene-ajers lernin me. Thanx, kidz, 4 yur lernin … Continue reading →

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UPDATE, MOOD NOT GOOD

Posted on April 22, 2020 by

This picture comes closer to showing how freaked out I am today.  But the smile is missing in real life. ************** The Discover Prompt today is “tempo.”  I didn’t deliberately plan a seven pm blog but since I am doing … Continue reading →

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DEVIL’S HELLISH PLAN

Posted on April 8, 2020 by

“Ah-ha,” thought the devil, “I now have a plan! It will guarantee me the life of every  man. This Jesus.  Ha!  He plans to be  King. Well I know what to do that changes everything.” So he set about his … Continue reading →

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SING ALONG

Posted on April 3, 2020 by

The Discover Prompt is “song’ – Great with me, so sing along. (roughly – very rough – sung to tune of Ten Little Indians) Songs in li-fe bring us jo-y Good for a girl, and good for a b-oy. Songs … Continue reading →

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APRIL 1st – TELL THAT JOKE TO GOD

Posted on April 1, 2020 by

Weary with what seemed like a prayer time during which I failed to reach God in any way, I rose from the altar and said, “Lord, again, I tried and tried but I couldn’t seem to pray at all.”  Wow!  … Continue reading →

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GRAY MATTER DILEMMA

Posted on March 17, 2020 by

Help!  Sometimes I think my gray matter is shrinking! My answer:  “Don’t think!” ********************** Image:  Pixabay Ronovan’s Haiku Challenge: Use words “think” and “shrink” Go to Ronovan and check more sense and/or fun. https://ronovanwrites.com/2020/03/16/haiku-poetry-prompt-challenge-shrink-think/    

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