GUYS, A SMILE & NEW HAIR DO WON’T DO

Posted on February 27, 2019 by oneta hayes

stink bug

Oh, please, tell me it’s not true – the idea that the attractancy between boys and girls is odor.  Such folly!

So guys, don’t bother to smile or try out a new hair-do.  A girl might bolt at the slight perturbation in her system caused by a smile or good looks; she wants stink!  Well that comes easy, however, you must proceed with caution in the shower.  Don’t bother with soap and wash clothes; you want to guard your treasured “just-finished-my-five-mile-run” pheromones.   Just enough water to wet your hair so you will pass coach’s inspection – and you will still stink enough to attract girls.

As a back-up plan, you might consider dangling from a tree branch in the courtyard, hooting like an owl just in case smelling like a stink bug doesn’t get the girl you want!

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Image: Pixabay

Wordle challenge.  Use at least ten of the following words in a story

Please, cloth, branch, perturbation, dangle, folly, attractancy (the capacity of pheromones to attract), bolt, treasure, proceed, courtyard, place

https://mindlovemiserysmenagerie.wordpress.com/2019/02/25/wordle-122/

 

 

About oneta hayes

ABOUT ME Hello. To various folks I am Neat’nee, Mom, Grandma Neta, Gramma, Aunt Neta, Aunt Noni, Aunt Neno, and Aunt Neto (lots of varieties from little nieces and nephews). To some I’m more like “Didn’t you used to be my teacher?” or “Don’t I know you from someplace?” To you, perhaps, I am a Fellow Blogger. Not “fellow” like a male or a guy, but “fellow” like a companion or an adventurer. I would choose to be Grandma Blogger, and have you pull up a chair, my website before you, while I tell you of some days of yore. I have experienced life much differently than most of you. It was and is a good life. I hope to share nuggets of appreciation for those who have gone before me and those who come after me. By necessity you are among those who come after me and I will tell you of those who came before. Once upon a time in a little house on a prairie - oops, change that lest I commit plagiarism - and change that “house on the prairie” to “dugout on the prairie.” So my story begins...
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15 Responses to GUYS, A SMILE & NEW HAIR DO WON’T DO

  1. Dorinda Duclos says:
    February 27, 2019 at 10:42 am

    Wednesday morning giggles. Love it, Oneta! 😊

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  2. insanitybytes22 says:
    February 27, 2019 at 11:16 am

    LOL! Very funny. I recently explained to this older man that the best way to get a girl’s attention is to shoot rubber bands at her or stick her pig tails in an ink well. Girls really like that kind of thing! I was of course, being a total smart alec, but I do take note of the fact that they now have a date.:)

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  3. larry trasciatti says:
    February 27, 2019 at 3:13 pm

    Ha! Ha! such nice warped comedy

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  4. Jules says:
    February 27, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    You remind me of an odor commercial we’ve got around these parts where they say the teen (or anyone else) who has become too familiar with his own smell has become ‘nose blind’…
    Some one got paid well for that combination of words ‘Nose blind”. – unfortunately it wasn’t me 🙂

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  5. Faye says:
    February 28, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    I had a giggle. Thank you. Truthfully I knew boys who really did think that way. Not my idea of a man I wanted to live with……ie spelt like he lived in a pig pen. Writing and imagination are indeed such fun. So too is the expression of the truth and the God Stuff. Blessings!

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  7. Carol Anne says:
    March 8, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    lolling! giggling like a mad woman! oxoxoxox

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