Oh, please, tell me it’s not true – the idea that the attractancy between boys and girls is odor. Such folly!
So guys, don’t bother to smile or try out a new hair-do. A girl might bolt at the slight perturbation in her system caused by a smile or good looks; she wants stink! Well that comes easy, however, you must proceed with caution in the shower. Don’t bother with soap and wash clothes; you want to guard your treasured “just-finished-my-five-mile-run” pheromones. Just enough water to wet your hair so you will pass coach’s inspection – and you will still stink enough to attract girls.
As a back-up plan, you might consider dangling from a tree branch in the courtyard, hooting like an owl just in case smelling like a stink bug doesn’t get the girl you want!
Wordle challenge. Use at least ten of the following words in a story
Please, cloth, branch, perturbation, dangle, folly, attractancy (the capacity of pheromones to attract), bolt, treasure, proceed, courtyard, place